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WHO WE ARE

Ugly Men | Handsome Deeds

We are a barbershop. Built in the basement. Our services acknowledge tradition, but are not trapped by it. We take pride in our craft and good conversation.

Built with comfort and camaraderie in mind: we supply the drink, conduct the atmosphere and have you leaving ahead of the game.

Bookings advised. Walk-ins welcome.

Ugly Mens Association Barber & Shave Shop

WHAT WE DO

Scissors

CUTS

Skin fade or pompadour perhaps? All men’s styles covered.

Wash

WASHES

Stay fresh and add an express facial or hair wash to your cut.

Shaves

SHAVES

Classic cut-throat shave or custom beard shaping to your liking.

Packages

PACKAGES

Feeling Ugly? Lock in a tailored UMA hair and beard package.

PRICE LIST

Cuts

UMA Signature Cut

Consult, tailored cut, blade to the neck & edges, hot towel finish.
$ 58 35 minutes

UMA Signature Skin Fade

Consult, tailored skin fade, blade to the neck & edges, hot towel finish.
$ 62 40 minutes

UMA Long Hair, Shoulder length. Full scissors

tailored Scissor cut, hot towel finish
$ 65 40 minutes

UMA Re-Style

For long-to-short cuts or those wanting a big change (if it’s been over 6 weeks since your last cut). Consult, tailored cut, wash, blade to the neck & edges, hot towel finish
$ 80 45 minutes

Apprentice Cut

first year apprentice cut with senior assistance. tailored cut, blade to the neck & edges, hot towel finish.
$ 32 60 minutes

Buzz Cut

One clipper size, tapered, blade to the neck & edges, hot towel finish.
$ 35 15 minutes

Head Shave with Blade

Full head shave: hot towel start, pre shave balm, lather, feather blade to the head, post shave balm, cold towel finish.
$ 55 30 minutes

Little Rascal Cut

A fade or pompadour for the young one perhaps? Style cut for kids under 12 years.
$ 45 30 minutes

Add Wash

add a wash to any service
$ 8
Hair & Face Washes

Hair Wash

With the use of premium products, we shampoo twice & condition once.
$ 10 8 minutes

Hair Wash & Style

Twice shampooed, conditioned, then blow-dried and styled with our premium gear.
$ 15 12 minutes

Baxter of California Facial Experience for Men

Discover the Baxter of California Facial experience, a six stage introduction to their facial range, leaving your skin rejuvenated and revitalized. This indulgent journey starts with the facial steamer and gentle application of the Daily Face Wash, progressing through the Face Scrub which is then removed with a soothing hot towel, an AHA Clay Mask, Oil-Free Moisturizer Sunscreen, oil-free Moisturizer, and concluding with the nourishing Eye Lotion, for a toned, smooth, and fresh complexion.
$ 56 30 minutes

American crew Colour Camo

Revitalize your look with our American Crew Camo Colour service – a quick and easy colour application that conceals those pesky grey hairs, giving your hair a refreshed and naturally vibrant appearance. A no fuss application, finished with a Double shampoo by American crew, (designed specifically for colour) and a single conditioning.
$ 55 25 minutes
Shaves

Beard Shaping

Neaten up your beard: Blade to the neck & edges, hot towel finish.
$ 38 25 minutes

Beard Restyle

Haven't had a shape in over a month? Clipper/scissor work tailored to your liking, hot towel & face steamer, blade to the neck & edges, hot towel finish.
$ 46 30 minutes

Smooth Operator

Classic cut throat shave: Face wash, hot towel and face steamer start, pre-shave balm, lather, blade work, post-shave balm, cold towel finish, aftershave.
$ 60 35 minutes

Waxing

Nose, ears and brow maintenance.
$ 28 15 minutes
UMA Packages

UMA's Runner Up Pack (Beard)

Elevate your grooming with our UMA Runner-Up Pack (Beard) – indulge in a signature cut, followed by a dual hair wash featuring Evo’s premium range and a single Evo conditioning session. The beard shaping is enhanced by a soothing facial steamer, while our senior barber utilizes Baxter of California's face scrub, Proraso Beard Wash, Pre-Shave, and After Shave. As the hair and beard services conclude, your senior barber will masterfully style your hair using our premium products: Layrite, Reuzel, and Captain Fawcett, ensuring a flawless finish.
$ 100 65 minutes

UMA's Runner Up Pack (Facial)

No Beard? No fuss – indulge in a signature cut, followed by a dual hair wash featuring Evo’s premium range and a single Evo conditioning session. The facial is enhanced by a soothing facial steamer, This indulgent journey starts with the Daily Face Wash, progressing through the Face Scrub, an AHA Clay Mask, Oil-Free Moisturizer Sunscreen, oil-free Moisturizer, and concluding with the nourishing Eye Lotion, for a toned, smooth, and fresh complexion. As the hair and facial services conclude, your senior barber will masterfully style your hair using our premium products: Layrite, Reuzel, and Captain Fawcett, ensuring a flawless finish.
$ 115 75 minutes

Uma’s Ugliest man Pack

A signature cut, followed by a dual hair wash featuring Evo’s Premium range and a single Evo conditioning session. The facial and smooth operator is enhanced by a soothing facial steamer. This experience starts with a refreshing Baxter of California Face Wash, Proraso's Pre-Shave Balm and lathering using Proraso Shaving Cream, our skilled hands perform precision blade work. The journey concludes with the rejuvenating Proraso Post Shave Balm, a cooling cold towel finish, and the application of Proraso Aftershave Lotion. As the hair facial and smooth operator services conclude, your senior barber will masterfully style your hair using our premium products: Layrite, Reuzel, and Captain Fawcett, ensuring a flawless finish.
$ 120 80 minutes

Grooms Packages

Contact us to discuss our tailored packages for the discerning groom and his groomsmen.

OUR BARBERS

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Ben

Barber
Lucas

Lucas

Barber
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Yvens

Barber
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Tyla

Barber
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Jaycee

Barber
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Matteo

Barber
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Cesar

Barber
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Felix

Barber

BUY A VOUCHER

UMA Signature Cut

Consult, tailored cut, blade to the neck & edges, hot towel finish.
(35 Minutes)

$58.00

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UMA’s Runner Up Pack (Beard)

Elevate your grooming with our UMA Runner-Up Pack (Beard) – indulge in a signature cut, followed by a dual hair wash featuring Evo’s premium range and a single Evo conditioning session.
(65 Minutes)

$100.00

Buy Now about UMA’s Runner Up Pack (Beard)

UMA’s Ugliest Man Pack

A signature cut, followed by a dual hair wash featuring Evo’s Premium range and a single Evo conditioning session. The facial and smooth operator is enhanced by a soothing facial steamer.
(85 Minutes)

$120.00

Buy Now about UMA’s Ugliest Man Pack

Smooth Operator

Classic cut throat shave: Face wash, hot towel start, pre-shave balm, lather, blade work, post-shave balm, cold towel finish, aftershave.
(35 Minutes)

$60.00

Buy Now about Smooth Operator

Baxter of California Facial Experience for Men

Discover the Baxter of California Facial experience, a six stage introduction to their facial range, leaving your skin rejuvenated and revitalised.

(30 Minutes)

$56.00

Buy Now about Baxter of California Facial Experience for Men

Beard Shaping

Neaten up your beard: clipper/scissor work tailored to your liking, blade to the neck & edges, hot towel finish.
(20 Minutes)

$38.00

Buy Now about Beard Shaping

American Crew Colour Camo

Revitalize your look with our American Crew Camo Colour service – a quick and easy colour application that conceals those pesky grey hairs, giving your hair a refreshed and naturally vibrant appearance.

(15 Minutes)

$55.00

Buy Now about American Crew Colour Camo

UMA’s Runner Up Pack (Facial)

No Beard? No fuss – indulge in a signature cut, followed by a dual hair wash featuring Evo’s premium range and a single Evo conditioning session.

(65 Minutes)

$115.00

Buy Now about UMA’s Runner Up Pack (Facial)

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$1.00

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